{"id":194,"date":"2015-12-20T01:41:49","date_gmt":"2015-12-20T09:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/?p=194"},"modified":"2015-12-20T01:53:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-20T09:53:32","slug":"burn-bae-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/burn-bae-burn\/","title":{"rendered":"Burn, bae, burn!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I set myself on fire tonight. I was welding a gas tank and a spark flew on to my pant leg. I had a respirator on because I always have so much gunk in my nose after welding and grinding that I figured it would be prudent to wear one this time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s why it took so long to see the flames, because I sure as hell couldn&#8217;t smell the smoke! I made up a crummy rhyme to lighten the mood:<br \/>\nWelding is fun, welding is great!<br \/>\nUnless you catch on fire using Harbor Freight!<\/p>\n<p><object name=\"Slideshow\" id=\"Slideshow\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" align=\"middle\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/www.shutterfly.com\/flashapps\/flashslideshow\/Slideshow.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"configurl=http%3A%2F%2Fws.shutterfly.com%2Fshare%2Fexternal_slideshow_config%3Fsid%3D0AZMm7hy2atnLoI\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed id=\"Slideshow\"  width=\"425\" height=\"425\" name=\"Slideshow\" align=\"middle\"  quality=\"high\"  type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"  flashvars=\"configurl=http%3A%2F%2Fws.shutterfly.com%2Fshare%2Fexternal_slideshow_config%3Fsid%3D0AZMm7hy2atnLoI\"  pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"  allowscriptaccess=\"always\"  allowfullscreen=\"true\"  bgcolor=\"#869ca7\"  src=\"https:\/\/www.shutterfly.com\/flashapps\/flashslideshow\/Slideshow.swf\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"width:425px;margin-top:0;text-align:center;\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/share.shutterfly.com\/action\/welcome?sid=0AZMm7hy2atnLoI&#038;eid=118\">Click here to view these pictures larger<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/share.shutterfly.com\/action\/welcome?sid=0AZMm7hy2atnLoI\" target=\"_#\">Burned Leg<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I set myself on fire tonight. I was welding a gas tank and a spark flew on to my pant leg. I had a respirator on because I always have so much gunk in my nose after welding and grinding that I figured it would be prudent to wear one this time&#8230; I think&hellip; <br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/burn-bae-burn\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[120,4,119],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-riding","tag-harbor-freight","tag-motorcycle","tag-welding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/creative-riding.com\/WPMaster\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}